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An elderly Nationalist.

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Old School Nationalist, Jan 11, 2018.

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  1. Myles O'Reilly

    Myles O'Reilly Legend Donator Battle Royale Political Irish

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    Heraclitus likes to snort it off his Ladyboy's dick when out 'golfing' in Thailand. He's too smart to try smuggle it back here.

    He's got a nice wee life all sorted out for himself.
     
  2. Wnoa

    Wnoa Member Political Irish

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    LMAO
     
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  3. Heraclitus

    Heraclitus Member Political Irish

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    Well off the mark buddy.

    I like to get blind drunk and wrap my Jetta around the nearest ford focus.
    I find that there's a lovely narcotic synergy between Aldi vodka and petrol fumes.
    I'm a bit odd in that respect.

    I also love crying into my pillow every second morning after promising myself I'd cut down

    ...Oh wait, that's you.
     
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  4. Myles O'Reilly

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    Don't take it out on me if you're still struggling to sit down a fortnight after coming home from your latest sporting excursion.

    What's your handicap at now?
     
  5. FUN da MENTALIST

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    what a fucking great retort!
     
  6. Myles O'Reilly

    Myles O'Reilly Legend Donator Battle Royale Political Irish

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    Who's side you on you Mentalist?!
     
  7. Heraclitus

    Heraclitus Member Political Irish

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    I'm a 36 on the 18 hole, bipolar dipsomania spectrum.

    F**k, you'll have to forgive me...that's you again.
    I get so wound up with pity for basketcases that I can't help identifying with them.
     
  8. FUN da MENTALIST

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    u must admit it was good, were u a tad cruel and looking for it? - YES!
     
  9. FUN da MENTALIST

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    and hes come back with the bipolar dipso figure, im not crossing this guy!
     
  10. Myles O'Reilly

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    That arse of yours must glow in the dark. Have you checked your mail since you got back? I sent you a gift for Christmas









    [​IMG]
     
  11. Toby Carlton-Hogge

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    36. So you a a female.. Good to know what we are dealing with
     
  12. Toby Carlton-Hogge

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    Probably a driver in Dublin Bus posting in his jocks on the ‘lounger’.

    Or a taxi man on the Aston Quay rank.
     
  13. Heraclitus

    Heraclitus Member Political Irish

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    That anal fetish of yours is verging on creepy.

    Is that where you found your phone and wallet after those Eastern Europeans slapped seven bells outta ye?
     
  14. Myles O'Reilly

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    I do hope this elderly nationalist isn't that elderly or he'll have a rude awakening when he reads through the rest of this thread :sisi1
     
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  15. Heraclitus

    Heraclitus Member Political Irish

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    A fine lump of male here.

    And a fine upstanding one too: unlike yourself, I'm not on any interpol watchlists.
     
  16. FUN da MENTALIST

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    i was just thinking the same!
     
  17. Youngdan

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    Westin is the gaelic word for Mena
     
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  18. Heraclitus

    Heraclitus Member Political Irish

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    Taxi Driver: 'So who are you meeting buddy'

    Toby Carlton-Hogge: 'A friend'

    *Phone rings*

    Toby Carlton-Hogge: 'Hello'

    Suspiciously young caller with broken English: 'you wait at Tesco I come down bring you apartment'

    *Toby switches off speaker phone*

    *A grim silence persists for the next 15 minutes.*
     
  19. FUN da MENTALIST

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    well said
     
  20. Youngdan

    Youngdan Moderator Staff Member Moderator Donator Battle Royale Political Irish

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    The war on drugs has been a fantastic success. I doubt that there has ever been such a transfer of wealth.
     
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