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Arse full of farts

Discussion in 'Mad World' started by cyberianpan, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. cyberianpan

    cyberianpan Member Political Irish

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    http://www.cracked.com/article_18559_6-famous-geniuses-you-didnt-know-were-perverts_p2.html
    Cyp
     
  2. maxflinn

    maxflinn Legend Donator Battle Royale Political Irish

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    You might find this funny, if you were 12...

    Perhaps not the best type of thread to draw people to a new political oriented forum?

    Just saying, please don't take offence.
     
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    cyberianpan

    cyberianpan Member Political Irish

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    This thread is an off topic forum named 'Mad World' and is only visible to logged in users

    Cyp
     
  4. Greengoose

    Greengoose Member Political Irish

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    That's all right then for the budding 12 year old members here!
     
  5. maxflinn

    maxflinn Legend Donator Battle Royale Political Irish

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    Fair enough, it just struck me as a bit adolescent.

    No offence.
     
  6. Colonel Zachariah

    Colonel Zachariah Member Political Irish

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    It's a ill wind...
     
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    cyberianpan

    cyberianpan Member Political Irish

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    Non taken

    It is indeed somewhat puerile...some will find it funny

    Cyp
     
  8. orebel

    orebel Member Political Irish

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    I got banned for posting that Joyce quote from his letter to Nora!
     
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    cyberianpan

    cyberianpan Member Political Irish

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    That's because Admin deemed there was still hope for you

    Cyp
     
  10. Greengoose

    Greengoose Member Political Irish

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    This one? Erudite, vulgar and the sort of thing a pervert would be regaled with. 

    [font='Bitstream Vera Sans', Arial, sans-serif]My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red cunt. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the passion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes. [/font]


    [font='Bitstream Vera Sans', Arial, sans-serif]You are mine, darling, mine! I love you. All I have written above is only a moment or two of brutal madness. The last drop of seed has hardly been squirted up your cunt before it is over and my true love for you, the love of my verses, the love of my eyes for your strange luring eyes, comes blowing over my soul like a wind of spices. My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart. [/font]


    [font='Bitstream Vera Sans', Arial, sans-serif]Nora, my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little fucking whore!) you are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower. [/font]
     
  11. orebel

    orebel Member Political Irish

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    No. This one:
    http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/504662-my-sweet-little-whorish-nora-i-did-as-you-told
     
  12. Seosamh

    Seosamh New Political Irish

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    [​IMG]   :)
     
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    cyberianpan

    cyberianpan Member Political Irish

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    Piddle arse bum fart stench
     
  14. Greengoose

    Greengoose Member Political Irish

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    Says the star moderator!!!

    Bravo!