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The Non PC Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Chat' started by Sinbad, Jan 10, 2016.

  1. Sinbad

    Sinbad Posting Legend Political Irish

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    Lets have a joke thread, no PC crap here!


    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Two Australians were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.[/font]
    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."[/font]

    [font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other Aussie. "What is it ?"
    "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
    Then you reach around and cup each of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear; 'These feel just like your sister's.'
    Then you try and stay in the saddle for 8 seconds.[/font]
     
  2. Dedogs

    Dedogs New Sign up Political Irish

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    this Ethnic Minority daughter gets sick so he brings her to the doctor.... the doctor says is she sexually active????? no she only lies there like her mother says the knacker.... :):):)
     
  3. Neutron

    Neutron Well-Known Member Political Irish

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    I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet.
    I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
     
  4. Neutron

    Neutron Well-Known Member Political Irish

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    I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
    How could anyone stoop so low.
     
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  5. Rick

    Rick Site Admin Staff Member Site Admin Political Irish

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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper.
    So I could have a new one every day!
     
  6. Neutron

    Neutron Well-Known Member Political Irish

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    Someone asked an old man:

    "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret ?
    Old man: I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her.
     
  7. TheWexfordInn

    TheWexfordInn Posting Legend Political Irish

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    Heres a Russian joke. Someone nicked a surface to air missile from a Russian military base and sold it for scrap. Then it exploded.



    Блоги / Видео дня: Взрыв в пункте приёма металлолома в Чите
     
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    anderson Posting Legend Donator Political Irish

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  9. Anglophile

    Anglophile Well-Known Member Political Irish

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    The BDS, Ship to Gaza, Chavista, Corbynista, Guardianista Leftists are so dim that they
    think The Charge of the Light Brigade is an electricity bill....:smiley:
     
  10. Tadhg Gaelach

    Tadhg Gaelach Posting Legend Donator Political Irish

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    No, they think it's a load of silly English twats getting innocent horses cut to pieces by Russian artillery. A disgraceful example of animal cruelty.