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Tits or Ass ?

Discussion in 'Mad World' started by cyberianpan, Nov 14, 2015.

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What floats your boat ?

  1. Tits

    11.8%
  2. Arse

    11.8%
  3. Tits 'n Arse

    5.9%
  4. Face

    17.6%
  5. Face 'n Tits

    5.9%
  6. Face 'n Arse

    17.6%
  7. Face 'n Tits 'n Arse

    11.8%
  8. Other

    17.6%
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  1. DuineEile

    DuineEile Member Political Irish

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    I like what I like, as the fella says.


    D
     
  2. Seosamh

    Seosamh New Political Irish

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    Your ex-girlfriend had moobs................ :huh:
     
  3. The OD

    The OD Member Political Irish

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    One thing I cannot abide is a large arse.  

    Not sure what the US hip hop community like about them, I would imagine its some link to khoisan women who display the state of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia which results in increase layers of tissue mass on the buttocks and thighs.  Of course the US hip hop community is not known fo' its bukk lernin' so if it is, it is what Donald Rumsfeld might term an 'unknown known'.  Or something.

    Personally, I find it a turn off.
     
  4. The OD

    The OD Member Political Irish

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    A world without boobs is a world I never want to see....glorious they are.

    I feel a Michael D poem coming on.....

    The Boobach..... (Original, The Currach, wherein Mickey D tells us [seriously, look it up] that 'pulling with one hand' is a heroic gesture. I did initially edit the text at the start but Michael is a bit of a durdy burdy so didn't really need to edit anymore!)

    [font=ff-spinoza-web-pro, Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif][size=small][font=ff-spinoza-web-pro, Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]The bosom strains to the full 
    in the low top
    between the unpredictable 
    mountain that is the wave, 
    not disentangled 
    but making a new shape. 

    The fantasy is revealed 
    in the white-bra 
    that terrifies 
    in its belief of another life 
    beyond the predictable 
    wave. 

    It is the flimsy base of skin 
    alone, 

    well tarred with pitched illusion, 
    that skims the space 
    from trough through foam 
    to the slap 

    of inescapable fear. 

    To pull with one hand 
    is a gesture 
    of the heroic, 
    man-made and defiant. 
    The stillness of the sea 
    supports the illusion, 
    allows the fantasy, 
    for those are the terms 
    of the old game played 
    between 
    the known terror 
    of life 
    and the unknown thrill 
    of the trough 
    where the boobach knows 
    its fantasy 
    and survives. [/font]
    [/font][/size]
     
  5. The Eagle of the Ninth

    The Eagle of the Ninth Member Political Irish

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    Not bad, but I still think it lacks the concentrated lyricism and distilled power of Adrian Mitchell

    When I am sad and weary
    When I think all hope is gone
    When I walk along High Holborn
    I think of you with nothing on,  :)
     
  6. Dedogs

    Dedogs New Member Political Irish

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    big tits and big arses wind up draggin the road.... red hair and long legs and shes hot for life.... :D:D:D
     
  7. The Eagle of the Ninth

    The Eagle of the Ninth Member Political Irish

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    Lots of wishful thinking going on in this thread ... *winks* :)
     
  8. Ren84

    Ren84 Respected Member Political Irish

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. Ren84

    Ren84 Respected Member Political Irish

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    You're a letter off in that last word. If you know what I mean.
     
  10. The OD

    The OD Member Political Irish

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    And yet I am still confused as to what would be meant by 'wonks'....is it a chocolate factory reference....wait, that could be construed as being a euphemism for something - it's not you dirty fecks..... :mad:
     
  11. The Eagle of the Ninth

    The Eagle of the Ninth Member Political Irish

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    Glad someone picked it up ...

    *Inyouendo* @fnarr_fnarr.com
     
  12. The Eagle of the Ninth

    The Eagle of the Ninth Member Political Irish

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    I always thought it meant WithOut Normal Knowledge ... :)

    Which would definitely make this thread the Apotheosis of Wonkerdom ...
     
  13. The OD

    The OD Member Political Irish

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    So what you are saying is that cYp's posts are 'wonk(y)'?

    Makes sense...... :idea:
     
  14. Bill

    Bill New Member Political Irish

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    huh huh, you said logged-in, huh huh
     
  15. The OD

    The OD Member Political Irish

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    Are you the chap with the burrito addiction from d'other place....if so, welcome aboard!  I feel comfortable around people who have poor impulse control, makes me feel, well, less impulsive..... :angel:
     
  16. The Eagle of the Ninth

    The Eagle of the Ninth Member Political Irish

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    Now now now a wonk a day helps you work, rest and play ...

    It is not an accident that this thread is the most replied to on the Forum, you know. There's method in the madness ...
     
  17. DuineEile

    DuineEile Member Political Irish

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    Oh, I'm sure many more understood your reference, and were, ahem, deeply touched by it.

    D
     
  18. DuineEile

    DuineEile Member Political Irish

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    I believe it's called a honeytrap.


    Honey,



    D
     
  19. capitalismrots

    capitalismrots Member Political Irish

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    Back to front, front to back
    Women are lovely
    and that is a fact! :heart:
     
  20. The Eagle of the Ninth

    The Eagle of the Ninth Member Political Irish

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    Or as that awful old beast Kingsley Amis put it:

    Women are so much nicer than men
    No wonder we like them. :)
     
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